The evolution of my relationship with Somebody That I Used To Know
Day 1: lol omg what is this Phil Collins-ass shit why does everyone in the world like this song so much
Day 2: I guess it’s not so bad. Also it kind of makes me want to do an Audrey Horne-style dance in a diner for some reason?
Day 3: “The girl’s part is really good, you guys. SO GOOD.”
Day 4: “Like okay, when she comes in all like ‘I wouldn’t catch you hung up on somebody that you USED TO KNOOOOOWWW’ and then they’re like ‘oooooohhhhh aaaahhhhh somebodyyyyy’, that’s the stuff right there, y’all. Pop perfection. You don’t understand. The video is cool too! But whatever.”
Day 5: Where can I buy a xylophone, I’m probably taking xylophone lessons soon.
Day 6: On repeat in car/ on iTunes/ in my head all day
Day 7: Public sing-alongs
Day 8: BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF! MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND WE WERE NOTHING!
Day 9: I don’t even neeeeeeed your love! But you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough! (Performed with Celine Dion hand gestures and chest pounding) OMG fuck you past and future boyfriends!
Day 10: Death.
Day 11: You rise from the grave and start mentally choreographing a ballroom dance that will stir the hearts and minds of all those blessed enough to witness it and maybe also become Jesus.
